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    June 10

    所谓巧合……

    人生就是由一连串巧合组成的,叹。
     
    各位看官,待本人来讲述一件无奈又好笑的巧合故事,剧情如下:
     
    我亲爱的GX美女同学上周问我是否有空做一个笔译,正好我最近不算太忙,就满口答应了。GX美女说那到时候让需要翻译的公司直接找我联系,我说OK没问题。结果到了今儿上午,我接了一个电话,一男声说:请问是某某小姐么?,我说是啊,他说你同学给了我你的电话,我们有个东西要翻译,你看多少钱,云云……
     
    可惜本人对翻译行情不太了解,而且眼下又有点小忙,于是我告诉他说等我问问看,我可以联系其他朋友给他翻译,问好了我发消息给他,然后我说“请问您怎么称呼啊?”
     
    对话到此,都是温良恭俭让俱全的商务版本,但是接下来发生了峰回路转的变化……
     
    由于对方半天没回答我,我喂喂喂莫名之余打算顺手捞起杯子喝口水,大概是我RP太好,居然是顺手带倒了我的杯子,滚烫的茶啊,泼了我一桌子……
     
    于是,我非常自然地轻启双唇,华丽滴吐出一个词“SHIT“,挂了电话手忙脚乱收拾残局。约莫两分钟后,一条短信降临到我的手机上,打开一看内容是“你怎么骂人呢,你太没素质了!”。我一边擦着桌子一边想这谁啊,这发错了吧。随后我突然意识到:肯定是那个来电话要翻译的哥们儿以为我是招呼他呢!
     
    唉,真是无奈的人生啊。
     

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    yi xuwrote:
    汗。。。你就不能不说shit咩。。。或者西班牙语说什么的?你说西班牙语人家就听不懂了嘛~嘻嘻
    June 11
    Tian Tianwrote:
    YY你太幽默了……其实那个时候我还是有点内疚的,虽然说SHIT也不是什么大不了的吧,但是毕竟害人家误会了不是、所以这个教训就是:以后哪怕天塌下来,也要先挂电话再说SHIT……
    June 11
    yi xuwrote:
    你可以回复:I was cleaning it...
    June 10
    Qian HEwrote:
    靠西语吃饭的人居然用英语骂人。。。。不专业哦!

    June 10
    Tian Tianwrote:
    哈哈哈,我也觉得特搞笑的。
    孙女人,我从今天开始练习……不过,你确定这个词不会让人觉得我要毙了他哦?
    安美女,我也觉得他太逗了,尤其是他发来短信的那个口气,顿时我觉得自己好像是个调戏了良家妇女的恶少,OMG
    亲爱的球球,我也觉得之前的对话非常靠谱,点解他就能理解成我突然就骂他了捏,唉,所以说人心难测嘛。
    June 10
    Ball Ballwrote:
    。。。太崩溃捏。。。正常人都不会觉得这是在骂他吧。除非他自己心虚觉得欠骂。
    June 10
    anita anwrote:
    这个哥们纯粹找骂~姐姐不理他,别放在心上~不过他也真逗,要是我绝对不会发这种短信。
    June 10
    Lei Sunwrote:
    以后学乖该说shoot吧……
    June 10

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